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Here you'll read stuff related to programming - either me showing off, debating interesting problems, or crying about JavaScript.

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OpossumTS.net - Where I Learned to Build Things php For a few years I ran a public TeamSpeak server that gave away free permanent channels, ended up with 11,812 tracked identities across 51 countries, and grew a sprawl of PHP around it: a channel garbage collector, League of Legends rank badges generated from Riot's API, post-match analysis delivered into voice chat, self-hosted video calls, and a currency you earned by voting. The database is gone. This is what I could piece back together. MCA Benches - GW2 Benchmark Tracker next.js A Discord-gated web app for tracking Guild Wars 2 build benchmarks. It ingests dps.report logs, auto-validates submissions against the official bench, and diffs a player's rotation against the reference cast by cast. It's since grown into raid night planning and cross-guild tournaments, on a stack that idles at $0.40 a month. Brightness Lock - Dimming a Pixel for China's Transit QR Gates android An Android app born from a very specific travel bug: Chinese transit fare gates would not scan the Alipay/WeChat QR on our Pixels because the apps force the screen to full brightness and blow out the OLED. Brightness Lock dims it back, but only while those apps are in the foreground. Unyap - On-Device Voice Note Transcription android An Android app that transcribes voice notes to text entirely on your phone with whisper.cpp. No audio or text ever leaves the device, words stream in as they decode, and it picks the right CPU kernels at runtime so it never crashes on older hardware. MCA Hackathon - A Bot Battle Arena rust A two-day hackathon for my friend group, built around one game: everyone writes a bot that fights in a turn-based arena. A Rust WebSocket server runs the match, a language-agnostic JSON protocol lets you compete in any language, and a React app renders it live.
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StreamAcademy Profiles - Link-in-Bio for Twitch Streamers php A profile page builder for German Twitch streamers, where the URL namespace was the users table and signing in with Twitch was the whole onboarding flow. It also shipped view analytics with the throttle on the wrong column, so the more traffic a profile got, the flatter its chart looked. A Combat Analysis Mod for Guild Wars 2 c++ Reverse-engineering Guild Wars 2 to build a DPS meter and combat overlay: DLL proxying to get code into the client, hooking the network layer through leftover assert strings, and simulating condition damage to within ~0.12% of the real numbers. Dinermind - University Project android A native Android app built by a team of three in six weeks: it sends you random recipes when you leave a geofence, so you stop eating the same meals every day. IconGenerator.eu - FontAwesome Icon Maker php A quick web tool for generating coherent-looking icons: it composes FontAwesome glyphs on a canvas, styles them to your taste, and exports a PNG. PHP and jQuery. TeamSpeak.gg - A Toolkit for Somebody Else's Server multi-tenancy Other people running TeamSpeak servers asked if they could have the tooling I'd built for mine. They couldn't, because it was single-purpose PHP hardcoded to one server. This is the two attempts at making it portable: a PHP panel in 2019 that got real users, and a Cloudflare Workers rewrite in 2021 that was finished and never launched. StudentVoice - Voting by Pointing a Camera at a QR Code php A live poll on the screen in the university hallway. Two QR codes, one per answer, and the answer rides through Azure AD in the OAuth state parameter, so a single scan logs you in and votes at the same time. Plus a QR code with a logo punched through the middle that still scans.

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